Thursday, 7 June 2012
Wednesday, 6 June 2012
One for women but....men can be desperate too **
** I once, as a youth, stayed with relatives in Wales, toilet outside, via hall to middle room to kitchen outside door.
I woke up totally desperate, went downstairs to realise my elder female relatives were all in the kitchen probably having breakfast. My access to the toilet denied, I was already using a hand-tourniquet solution, there was no way I could run and let go my grip !
It had been raining, the solution was immediate, urinate on the front door mat ! It went on for ages, all the time I just hoped no women came out of the kitchen to see the disgusting spectacle.
They didn't, relief was immediate. I never owned up and seemingly, no one noted extra liquid on the door mat ! Thank you Welsh rainstorm.
It was one of my best moments...at the time, not so.
Sunday, 3 June 2012
Wednesday, 30 May 2012
Corned Beef MacKenzie
*Fray Bentos corned beef, sage, tarragon, oregano, butter, salad cream, Marmite, black pepper. Saucepan, stirrer.
Butter in saucepan, add corned beef, add herbs, salad cream to maintain mixing. Marmite, two teaspoons. Pepper. Stir until firmer. Taste periodically.
Serve when drying out slightly.
Vegetables - potatoes, peas, carrots.
(*due to 100% beef) CNM
Sunday, 27 May 2012
Premier League - The life and crimes of Joey Barton
The man is a disgrace as are the FA. Barton should never play football again. Given that ex-cons who kill children while driving are considered OK to return to play football and drug cheats can be in the Olympics whatever others wish or think, is it any wonder that law and order and respect in Britain has collapsed.
